Me: Swami, It is my friends wedding today. He would be sitting on the horse right now.
Swami: Wow! and look at you…your friend is getting married, and what are you doing! You disappoint me
(BTW, this is Swami’s stock dialog)
Me: What am I doing! I am simulating myself sitting on a horse
Swami: (in a deeep philosophical tone)..Ya! I know, Our life has become a simulation!
Both of us: ROTFL-ing !!